Big boobs, big drama
April 21st 2011 10:30
Boobs. We all have them. (And before you make a call on that, consider that even some less fortunate men sport man boobs, or “moobs”) And for those more well endowed than others, fashion can sometimes be a challenge. Or so I am told.
Not being particularly blessed in the chest area, I have struggled somewhat with the notion that large breasts are a burden. And then I made friends with some very buxom women, and it all became very clear. It’s not that easy to dress with a chest.
Voluptuous girls have long struggled with fashion, and clothes will often be too tight for large breasts, resulting in squashing that actually hurts, or styles that are baggy and make you look fatter than you are. The media and Hollywood probably don’t help things. Despite the other extreme of many models being considered too thin, there is no denying that big boobs are promoted as both sexy, and something that most females are expected to have naturally. And seeing the likes of buxom babes Halle Berry, Cindy Crawford and Elle Macpherson who look amazing on the red carpet, it looks easy to dress a full figure. Most often, this is not so in the real world. Keep in mind that these ladies have stylists on hand, the cash to afford custom made clothing and an endless supply of Hollywood tape. Of course some Hollywood babes have even felt the stress of the chest with the likes of Drew Barrymore and Queen Latifah having breast reduction surgery at only 16. And does anyone else remember Solei Moonfry who played Punky Brewster? She also had boobs too big for her liking. As much as they are promoted as fabulous, it does seem that big boobs can be quite a bother. Again, I am sadly to be able to speak from experience.
But with all this talk of boobs, it begs the question, what’s a girl to do? Well, a few key tips include:
• Find the right bra!
• Maintain good posture
• Play peekaboo with cleavage, not peep show
• Find the right cut of clothing
Being of the smaller variety, I have often wished for a different shape. I even tried unsuccessfully to go on a chicken diet, hoping that the hormones would find their way up to my northern parts, but to no avail. Now I understand that either way, there are things you can and can’t wear. In the words of curvaceous yet apparently fashion challenged spokesperson Jennifer Love-Hewitt, "Big breasts are beautiful. I have them and I love them. Most big breasted women would too if they only had clothes that properly supported the added weight." So I guess at the end of the day, get out there to show the world what you’ve got. And I will try not to be jealous.
Not being particularly blessed in the chest area, I have struggled somewhat with the notion that large breasts are a burden. And then I made friends with some very buxom women, and it all became very clear. It’s not that easy to dress with a chest.
Voluptuous girls have long struggled with fashion, and clothes will often be too tight for large breasts, resulting in squashing that actually hurts, or styles that are baggy and make you look fatter than you are. The media and Hollywood probably don’t help things. Despite the other extreme of many models being considered too thin, there is no denying that big boobs are promoted as both sexy, and something that most females are expected to have naturally. And seeing the likes of buxom babes Halle Berry, Cindy Crawford and Elle Macpherson who look amazing on the red carpet, it looks easy to dress a full figure. Most often, this is not so in the real world. Keep in mind that these ladies have stylists on hand, the cash to afford custom made clothing and an endless supply of Hollywood tape. Of course some Hollywood babes have even felt the stress of the chest with the likes of Drew Barrymore and Queen Latifah having breast reduction surgery at only 16. And does anyone else remember Solei Moonfry who played Punky Brewster? She also had boobs too big for her liking. As much as they are promoted as fabulous, it does seem that big boobs can be quite a bother. Again, I am sadly to be able to speak from experience.
But with all this talk of boobs, it begs the question, what’s a girl to do? Well, a few key tips include:
• Maintain good posture
• Play peekaboo with cleavage, not peep show
• Find the right cut of clothing
Being of the smaller variety, I have often wished for a different shape. I even tried unsuccessfully to go on a chicken diet, hoping that the hormones would find their way up to my northern parts, but to no avail. Now I understand that either way, there are things you can and can’t wear. In the words of curvaceous yet apparently fashion challenged spokesperson Jennifer Love-Hewitt, "Big breasts are beautiful. I have them and I love them. Most big breasted women would too if they only had clothes that properly supported the added weight." So I guess at the end of the day, get out there to show the world what you’ve got. And I will try not to be jealous.
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