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Black Tie Fashion

April 9th 2012 23:44
For most women, the thought of a black tie event provides an instant rush of delight - thoughts of glamorous dresses, the chance to bring out gowns that never usually get to see the light of day, or better, the chance to buy one - immediately fill our heads. Those same thoughts often have the tendency for dread to quickly supersede delight, and concerns about hair, make-up, cellulite, if Spanx work under the dress of choice etc can end up dominating.

But there is little denying that most women love the chance to frock up, so seeing the words black tie, for all their pressure, gives us a thrill. It's the same reason we love the races - it's a lot easier to look hot in a glam outfit with some hair and make-up support than it is kicking it at home in your usual chill out clothes. And I speak from experience, as I very recently went to a charity ball where I was uber excited to pull out all the stops. I can admit that dating a still new and totally fabulous man who invited me to said ball was the reason I was so committed to looking totally fabulous, so despite being the girl who usually gets ready in 30 minutes, I started getting ready at 3.


So, there I was at 7pm, totally glam and ready to go and fabulous man told me I was beautiful which is really all I wanted, and off we went. The event was at a fabulously swanky hotel and swarms of other glamours were pouring into the building, sipping champagne and eyeing each other off.

And then the inevitable happened. After the champagne kept flowing, the fancy dinner was had, and the band kicked in - the event became a year ten formal.

What is it about black tie events that ultimately leave you feeling like you're at a school ball? Ties get loose, morals get even looser and in some incredibly tragic circumstances, shoes come off. The dance floor becomes a sea of bad moves, groping, wine spillages and girls gyrating like lap dancers.

All the grace, style and class evident at the commencement of the evening - and all the reasons we wanted to attend in the first place - appear long forgotten. And heaven forbid you head to the after party, which everyone of course does, because they want to be seen in their finery, where things get even messier. And by the time you hit your front door (sometimes literally....) and you catch sight of yourself in the hallway mirror, you are barely able to recognise the fabulous figure that had glided past so many hours earlier.

But the next time those two little words pop out of an invite - the only thoughts of the last black tie event that will remain are those of the start, and the fact you were beautiful and you'll get excited all over again.
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Fashion in the hard times

February 14th 2012 02:59
We're being told regularly these days that things aren't all that great economy-wise. We're hearing that retail is suffering it's worst year in decades and that we're just not spending. So what does this mean for fashion?

Well, renowned demographer Bernard Salt has an opinion (of course) that can be translated to fashion, and I find this man fascinating so thought I'd share. Basically he's said that in the face of economic downturn females return to an ingrained desire to seek out “manly” men. And in saying this, he predicted the downturn of the metrosexual trend that has dominated male fashion, grooming and lifestyle for so long now.

Interestingly, at around the same time that Bernard was publicly pitying those males who purchase more beauty products than their female partners, stories of designers returning to beefy men on the catwalk over the skinny boys we’ve seen of late began to hit the fashion pages. Could it be that this is already being reflected in fashion and in what is either a very clever marketing move, designers are sending manly men down their catwalks in the hopes of sustaining their sales, and female following, in these days of economic hardship? Whatever it is, it would appear to be working. Women are swooning and whilst high street sales have been hard hit in the current recession, designer sales have managed to be better maintained. I blogged recently about heavage and maybe this is another sign of the trend - men who can show a bit (or a lot...) of brawn may be better at attracting a mate.

So it would seem Mr Salt possibly has a point. His argument is based around the notion that a woman’s perception of a potential mate’s ability to provide for her, particularly in times of difficulty, is greatly influenced by physicality and ruggedness. And in times of hardship, it's those rugged men that appear to be the safer choice if a lady wants to feel secure and looked after. The metrosexual man, as great as he may look in Armani skinny jeans with his freshly moisturised face - if we’re honest about it - doesn’t really look like he could take to the mountains to secure his family some food should he have to, does he?
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Man cleavage...is definitely in...

January 13th 2012 08:25
Man cleavage. Heavage. Heard of it? It's been around for a while, the gay community are definitely champions of it and it's creeping into straight man land too....whatever you call it and no matter where you look, the men of this city are certainly daring to bare now that the sun is finally out.

It is virtually impossible to leave your house in Sydney at the moment and not see a whole lot of naked chest, thanks to many a man wearing a plunging neckline. And I’m not talking about the standard v-neck here, or even the type of more risqué v-neck John Travolta sported in Saturday Night Fever. I mean those necklines so deep, that, if worn by a female, would require hollywood tape or at least a good defence against an indecency charge. I’m not sure what started this trend, or when it will end, but it has certainly taken hold, and from Monday to Friday, dusk til dawn, there is a large contingent of often hairy chests on view around town.

What I find most interesting about this trend is the absolute blatancy of it. While most of what is written about heavage indicates a “subtle” showing off of the chest area, there ain’t nothin’ subtle about what I’m seeing on the streets of Sydney! And although you’d also think this look was designed for those with designer décolletage, and even well worked pecs based on how low this fashion goes, it doesn’t appear to be the case. I’m seeing pale, neglected chests everywhere I look.

We can only hope that when the colder weather hits, it also kick starts a mass health kick across the city so if we are required to see how much chest hair this city’s male residents have, at least it will be on well formed torsos. Apparently skin is in!
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Shopping with your man

December 5th 2011 22:44
As Christmas is almost upon us, the high streets and shopping malls are upping in the ante in the bedlam stakes which never makes for a pleasant shopping experience. Added to this, some women seem to think that shopping with their boyfriends in tow will somehow improve the situation. Unless you are yet to establish that your other half is actually a shopping-loving gay man, I have news for you - bringing him along is not a good idea.

Ladies, it’s common knowledge that one of a man’s least favourite things to do is accompany his girlfriend shopping. And I have to admit that having your boyfriend accompany you shopping is also one of my least favourite things to have happen. You know why? Because it’s not just his shopping experience you are ruining - it's mine. Here are my reasons


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The fat day

November 21st 2011 21:14
Fat days are the worst, and you often realise you are having a fat day at the worst possible time. As you are desperately trying to find an outfit for work because you have a major presentation. Or when you're running late for a date with a hot guy. But the biggest problem with a fat day is that once you have decided you're having one, no matter what you put on, your problem area (or areas) only seem to continue to increase in size, and the more outfits you try, the fatter you think you look. And instead of motivating us to exercise, the fat day only seems to encourage sitting on the couch eating copious amounts of ice-cream to console ourselves.

It happens to everyone. You can pull a size 6 dress out of the cupboard, put it on and feel like you have a bigger pot belly than your beer-guzzling uncle. The trick is trying not to get so caught up in staring at your wobbly bits that you don't notice that you actually do look good in what you have on. So


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The fat day

November 21st 2011 21:11
Fat days are the worst, and you often realise you are having a fat day at the worst possible time. As you are desperately trying to find an outfit for work because you have a major presentation. Or when you're running late for a date with a hot guy. But the biggest problem with a fat day is that once you have decided you're having one, no matter what you put on, your problem area (or areas) only seem to continue to increase in size, and the more outfits you try, the fatter you think you look. And instead of motivating us to exercise, the fat day only seems to encourage sitting on the couch eating copious amounts of ice-cream to console ourselves.

It happens to everyone. You can pull a size 6 dress out of the cupboard, put it on and feel like you have a bigger pot belly than your beer-guzzling uncle. The trick is trying not to get so caught up in staring at your wobbly bits that you don't notice that you actually do look good in what you have on. So


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Matchy matchy!

September 27th 2011 09:16
I have to admit that I love watching The Golden Girls, and the insane 80s outfits are only one of the reasons this show is so fabulous. Featuring regularly is the good old twin set. Oh so matchy matchy! But I think the ongoing appearance of overly coordinated ensembles is somewhat understandable.

As a child, I think for many of us our earliest fashion memories involve trying to choose our own outfits and being told what matches – and more to the point, what doesn’t. Clashing colours and patterns are pointed out ever so nicely when, as a four year old, you try to dress yourself in every shade of pink you can get your hands on. Since moving beyond that phase, I have discovered some very interesting points about this whole matching business


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Suck it up

September 9th 2011 00:59
Last night I tootled down to Sydney's version of Vogue's Fashions Night Out, which was in some parts fabulous and in others not so much.

I went with a friend of mine who is a journo and stylist, and she unashamedly admitted she was getting her "snob on" and was fairly horrified that events she had RSVP'ed to had become a free for all, for what appeared to be the whole of Sydney


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To be or not to be fashionable

August 22nd 2011 22:30
Sometimes I find fashion perplexing. Sometimes I flick through fashion magazines and I think the styled shoots are just....messy. I can see that what has been put together is on trend, but often I don't think that makes for a good outfit. Often, the stuff just doesn't work together. How is that fashion?

Six belts, and cardigan that looks like it was made of rope thrown over a maxi dress with shoes that don't match isn't wearable - well, it shouldn't be - and it doesn't really look good. All the individual pieces may be fabulous independently but when did a mis-matched outfit become a sign of style


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Colour coded

July 5th 2011 08:16
I had a big old chat about hair colour to a colleague who I have spent the last two days traveling with. I mentioned that one of my clients, who is in the hair biz, is "encouraging" me to go copper. As a blonde, I fear changing my hair colour for a couple of reasons. First and foremost is having the weirdest regrowth ever when I'm ready to rejoin the blonde brigade, and secondly that when that time comes, my natural colour will grow back darker rendering me at the mercy of bleach for the rest of my days.

The challenge of copper is also the maintenance. Despite red being oh so very in this season, keeping it glossy and vibrant is a challenge that most unnatural redheads will tell you they failed at miserably. Maintenance in the majority of aspects of life for me = too hard basket and outsourced. Only I can't outsource my hair every day


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